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2009 10:31 pm
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I don't usually complain about this often but DEAR GOD, someone save me from the estrogen overdose that is my household. Ice cream in my fridge has a 24-hour life expectancy and if I get one more meaningful look for something I've supposedly done wrong, I may have to punch a hole in the wall.
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April 5th,
2009 3:34 pm
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Well, I just had the weirdest fucking phonecall ever. My parents are offering me a modest sum to appear at a fundraiser charity thing, dress up, and act civil. Maybe I'm still just in shock but I can't decide whether to be completely insulted or totally okay with this. Anyone have an appropriate reaction I can hijack?
Wait, it also must be factored into this decision that my younger brother will be there of course, acting like a little snot the entire time. Of course. It wouldn't be an evening without constantly resisting the urge to shove a champagne flute down his throat.
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February 24th,
2009 8:02 pm
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FUCK I THINK I LEFT MY WALLET SOMEWHERE. Or someone fucking STOLE IT.
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January 8th,
2009 1:37 am
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You know what I could really use right now? An execution. Like some big publicized punishment of a criminal, someone who actually deserves to feel every bit of pain and suffering they've inflicted on others. Fuck this.
( Private to Alexis. )
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January 1st,
2009 6:34 pm
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Don't you ever wish you could trade in your parents? Like give someone else the ones you have so you can find a pair who are legitimately well-adjusted, in love, not self-absorbed assholes who
I think familial loyalty is a myth. Discuss.
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December 11th,
2008 1:48 pm
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All I want for my 20th birthday is to be 21.
Cheers to looking young and hot for as long as I live, cheers to having fantastic friends, and cheers to turning off my cell phone so I don't have to talk to my parents until tomorrow! Now if everyone wants to donate a couple of bucks towards a Help The Police Be Less Useless fund, my life will be complete. I'll even set up a hotline.
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November 12th,
2008 2:48 pm
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SCREW IT, I AM GETTING ONE OF THESE WITH MY NEW PAYCHECK ASAP. Or maybe five. That should do it. Jesus Christ.
( Private to Mallory. )
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October 24th,
2008 1:26 am
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Okay. I have a choice between Hils and Barack masks for Halloween this year and I can't decide.
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September 4th,
2008 12:41 pm
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HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT. I just saw some old lady lose her ice cream cone to a big-ass bird! THERIANTHROPE MUCH? Jesus Christ, no wonder the humans think we're evil.
That was the funniest thing I've seen all week. Maybe all last month, even.
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August 19th,
2008 10:10 pm
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Oh my fucking god, why the hell doesn't laundry do itself? What's the point of putting it in the hamper if it just sits there?
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August 6th,
2008 6:40 pm
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Paris Hilton retorts to McCain.
Seriously? This is the new face of politics? I think I'm embarrassed for my fucking generation. Because that's just not hot.
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May 17th,
2008 3:06 am
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